1. One day, Zhang and his favorite girl to lunch, suddenly, the girl cried, > 2. a man bitten by a dog, rushed to the doctor on the medicine. doctors are packing, ready to work. .
In a few hundred million years, we evolved as humans do? a. > 4. announcer interviews are being held. examiner asked: a bad man died, his wife in the spirit before the thank-you, friends, read the funeral oration said: king of the simple and honest, character Jianyou, the weak and poor, are all loved. He asked his wife and son down: where lying is not your father? women. when he observed a period of time, he found the girls every Wednesday this name will go to a side of beef noodle shop. One day, he followed the woman, to the noodle shop to see her more that she more elegant, beautiful, and he the courage to boldly beside the lady asked her: .... I'm beef noodles! out that Mulan was a woman. can eat with one who slept with her officers, even unaware, that ye be? you would not know it? jelly, he reconciled all have forced open the safe. but there are only a bottle of jelly, he angrily, ate all the jelly.
he wanted to know how it is, the next morning to buy a newspaper, to see how the newspaper said. Results newspaper only a few words: sperm bank theft in our city last night, all the hard things all safe to fly.
9. nightfall I jog in the road. One young man ran up from behind me, hurried in my ear, saying: ; up to run. Young people leave me, just keep go forward.
10. OCD consult a psychiatrist. Patients: Why I would like to stool smoking? psychiatrist: stool when you smoke because of the condition reflection Well, actually not pull out, just an illusion, do not believe you hard.
11. Mr. Chang is a stubborn old man, one day he gave his granddaughter a ride Let's talk about experience, end of, said: unique experience, I feel really good. , the tour guide that the horse and rider character should be consistent, so we were careful to match. a donkey. .
Santa decided to not to be so tired, this Christmas gift to send lighter, so he gave each family a bag of candy.
This is the origin of sugar to send eight people .... .
13. After dinner, the waiter came and asked: , I can, br> .
day, he secretly went to the hospital, unfortunately was bumped into a colleague.
next day, my colleagues Pianxiang people around debunking the lies Mr Brown claimed strong. At this time, Mr. Brown is from the outside come.
But once calmly replied: Student: outside a woman .. okay my dad was my mother wounded. Women get my dad to go. ; it with your mom fell down the stairs to have anything to do!? ..)
16. has secret crush on her when he was studying, but not the courage to tell the truth, even cowards touch her. After graduation, she was married, my husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she hold the baby in the feeding, I found a good excuse. I went in front of her, hold her hands a chest, and then said to her doll, a friend's house to eat dinner, see very few people Dongkuaizi, I said: rang, just open the door, a woman in their thirties come up with some bottle said to me: cover it, then, that you can use the young and old. ; I'm sorry, I was the families of the nanny.
woman saw her and immediately piled up his face and smile, said: nanny's daughter.
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